Last Sunday my friends and I decided to rent a movie and spend a comfortable night in. A 10PM breakfast at Ritter’s diner helped me finally beat my Saturday hangover, and I believe the same was true of my three friends, because we entered the video store with unwarranted belligerence, batting at cardboard stand-ups and spitting curse words. The phrase “horror movie” had yet to be spoken, but it was understood between the four of us that we weren’t leaving without a movie that contained some manner of vampire, zombie or chainsaw-bearing maniac.